Current location: Beaver, Utah.

In the old days when they announced detailed lineups for upcoming wrestling shows, they would always include the disclaimer "card subject to change."

In The Wax Pack, my MacGuffin was clear: that pack of 1986 Topps baseball cards.

For The Six Pack, it was a bit more abstract, but the wrestlers who performed on the December 26, 1983 show when the Iron Sheik became WWF Champion were my quarry.

“You have to leave on February 29. That way you’ll always remember it.”

So said my friend Hashbrown upon hearing my plan to pack up my life and hit the open road on March 1. I had paid rent through the end of February, so I figured why sacrifice that last night?